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My computer is silver. It has a silver mouse pad and a silver large button in the bottom. It has 78 silver keys that light up whenever I want them to. It has two speakers at each side. The off button, also the sleep button, resides at the top of the right speaker.

My silver computer goes to sleep when I tell her to. It has a small little light that turns on and off with a breathing pattern.

My computer belongs to me. It has traveled with me and has dried many of my tears. She lets no viruses disturb us nor she allows any spam to kill herself. She watches the movies I watch, she listens to the same music I like.

My computer has a big mysterious bump. She has some little scratches I've caused. When I use her she usually sends the same fruity message to everyone else. Or maybe she's just quoting the bible and making a statement.

My computer has no sex. The female attributes in this text were randomly given probably because of the translation of the word in Spanish.

My computer heats up when she's tired but she never complains. She never makes me cry or judges me. She fits my painful hands perfectly and silently devours my thoughts and converts them into senseless words.